I mean Splish, Splash, Splosh with SUNTAN LOTION silly . . . I have absolutely NO IDEA what you were thinking I was meaning!
Look . . . see . . . it really IS Suntan Lotion. And, if you are out in the sun this summer, I really do recommend you . . . Splish, Splash, Splosh . . . lots and lots on ALL of your private bits!
And that goes for you boys too . . . I mean down there . . . where the sun may not normally shine! After all, there’s nothing more uncomfortable than sunburn on your erectile bits is there???
And you can slide-on-over to lots more cautionary tales on “Sunburn” by slapping Marie’s #wickedwednesday button below!
Xxx – K